Dis ya ting yah, dis all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem blend di best sugar an' make it so tasty. Ya know how Di people dem feel a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it take yuh away to paradise. Ya see, some man tink rum only good for partying. But dis spirit, it got history. Every sip a journey back to di roots. So when yuh hear di rum,